5 Reasons to suspend your FACEBOOK account:
1. You discover how completely dysfunctional your family really is when you learn that yet another sibling has wed and not told you personally but waited for you to see it on facebook. (Notice I said another; this has happened before)
2. You actually doubt the validity of above facebook posting, not because it hinted at being nonsensical but because your sibling is crazy.
3. If you die tomorrow...people will check your facebook before they show your parents sympathy.
4. So much time spent looking at pictures of acquaintances of friends of relatives of vacations....do I need to continue?
5. Facebook addiction is worse than any substance addiction I can think of...except for maybe crack...people do awful things on crack.
